Merry Christmas little green men and purple women who bring pain to my doorstep. Hell is over here, under my soft velvet skirt. C’mon in, I made cookies.

Suck me off craigslist and the mother fucking telephone. how quaint my little disaster, so pretty he mumbles. text me an orgasm. i don’t wanna be no war hero just need a milk man to taste my sweet warm mess with his soft tongue caress. I love you even when my life is falling apart and i need you too much to ever forget how good it felt to be used by you. so lets make it last, cause every little bit hurts a little better.