"My dear," she said, "this has been such a day! Everything went wrong. For one thing I had to take a pink bath this morning because the maid brought the wrong bath salts. I can't bear to face the world unless I've had a green bath."
Slacks can fit a man in several different ways. The style that elicits the most favorable responses from women is the three legged hip hugger, particularly if they’re tight and worn by a green man who has the figure to support it.